How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?
Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?A: It did $100 million worth...
A man walks into a pub…
The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at...
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?It makes them feel popular.
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
How do you get Visual Aids?
How do you get Visual Aids? – From a nasty poke in the eye.
Always By My Side
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Painting shows it all
|At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. “What a...