Real news headlines 02
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Stud Tires Out...
Vatican Screen Saver
Net News – The Vatican has no gone on line with its own interactive...
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...
I want to see something really cheap
|After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would...
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
Impressing a Woman/Man
How To Impress a Woman:Compliment her Cuddle her Kiss her Tease her Comfort her...
Humor relating to Iraq
The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics:...