Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part III
We painted our floor with luminous paint. So now the florescent what it used...
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
A final diagnosis
|Thought I’d let my doctor check me,’Cause I didn’t feel quite right. . .All...
A catholic lithany
A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in in New...
On their first night to be together…
On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change....
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...
What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...