Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband…
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on...
Having the equipment
A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to...
The Video Rental
A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something shehasn’t done before,...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
The Other Side
Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River, to be exact....
Buying drinks at a bar
|A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
Suzy’s Legs
There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender...