What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
I dont want a ride!
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and...
The religious bear.
In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
What does a lion call a antelope?
What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
Delaware Crazy Law
It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying...
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and...
Mommy’s Lil’ Helper
Little Susie was Mommy’s helper. She helped set the table when company was due...
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the...