Blonde and Hairdresser
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working...
The New Samurai
Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor.This emperor...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Accountant in Heaven
|An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He reaches the pearly gates and is...
Horny Nurses!
3 nurses go into the morgue, and there’s a dead man’s body lying there,...
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
Polish Wedding Night
What’s long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on...
What a Woman Really Needs
A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Toddler Miracle Diet!
New Miracle Diet!Flabby people are always on the lookout for a new diet. The...