The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
Camel Died
Camel Died A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the dessert....
Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
DON’T ASK GOD TO PROVE HIMSELF, HE JUST MIGHT
|A lawyer and two buddies were fishing on Caddo Lake in Texas when a...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
Don’t arrest the judge
|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...