Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
GM vs Microsoft
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...
Bad computer viruses
|Economic computer virusesINTEREST GROUP ECONOMIST VIRUS – Divides your hard disk into hundreds of...
It was their first date…
It was their first date, and she’d shown the patience of a saint as...
From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed...
A really cold morning
Two men are meeting on the street.”It was very cold this morning.”"How cold was...
What does a lion call a antelope?
What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
Our Peak Mental Activity
The years of peak mental activity are surely between age four and18.At four, we...