What would Princess Diana be doing right…
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were alive today?A:...
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
Jewish fly
A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink….he notices...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Kneesles
A young couple got married and they’ve never made love before. On their wedding...
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe…
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who...
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!