Not So Dumb
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde...
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky?A: Erotic is using a feather…...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
Cliffhanger
Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly,...
The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...
You’re a Statue
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The...
The hooker and her gramma.
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and...