Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
A man goes to his bank manager and says…
A man goes to his bank manager and says “I’d like to start a...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
One of two reasons
I’ve noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot....
Rodney Dangerfield’s Best One-Liners!
RODNEY DANGERFIELD’S BEST ONE-LINERSI was so poor growing up…If I wasn’t born a boy..I’d...
Guess who knows the state capitals?
|A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the...
A few way to handle stress!
Stressed out…try some of these relaxing tidbits 1. Jam tiny marshmallows up your nose...
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!