So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
Signs and notices 01
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Found written on...
Business Mergers
Xerox and Wurlitzer: They’re going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New...
What did one gay sperm say to the other?
What did one gay sperm say to the other? – I can’t find my...
A croaker spaniel!
|What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Elephant jokes 07
|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three...
The Missionary!
A Missionary went to what he thought was an totally uninhabited island. He discovered...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...