I used to not get on with my mother-in-law…
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing…
A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing a potentialemployee’s application and notices...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.
Steal from this family
|After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car has been...
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane…
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying tothe Far East. Over...
I’m ignoring Y2K
|Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...