Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying…
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying. Another oldman sits down...
OPERATIONAL EXCELLENCE
OPERATIONAL EXCELLENCE?Once upon a time, an American company and a Japanese company decided to...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to...
The sweet kiss!
There was a couple involved in a very bad car accident. The wife’s face...
Do you know why it’s called sex?
Do you know why it’s called sex?Because it’s easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh…Ahhhhhh….AIIEEEEEEE!!!
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...