Billy Gates writes to Santa
|Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you’ve had a successful year and have...
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami…
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that...
Ounces of brain for sale
|A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
The moment of truth!
A man goes to visit the grave of his mother, puts a beautiful bouquet...
Golf Genie
Golf GenieA couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course,...
\’Breviated Medicul Dickshunnary!
adenoids…..(n) Space critters whut are keepin’ Elvis alive on Pluto anasthesia…(n) Rushun princess y’all...
Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...