Blonde quickies 141-160
141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ? A: Someone...
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...
Spelling checker
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Lawyer Sky Diving
What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.
OLD NEVER DIES 5
|OLD FOOTBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go to the end zoneOLD FOOTBALLERS never...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
I have a big problem
|Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit. Boris says to...
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
A pool table?
|What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it...
MD Qs and As
What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? “Why does it work?”What...