I am still falling
|A ranger outfit was having training in mountain climbing. One of the men slipped...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk...
A proper name
While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who...
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit...
Knitting and driving
|A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up...