200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
Wart’s new!
|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart’s new!
Bear Hunting!
Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
A maggot with attitude!
|What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
Darn Candle!
On his tour to the U.S., the Pope visited a couple who had been...
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...