Real software engineers eat quiche.
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How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Better relationship
|A man walked into a therapist’s office looking very depressed. “Doc, you’ve got to...
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I...
Nerds versus jocks
|An answer to the eternal question “Is it better to be a jock or...
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind...
Any married man should forget his mistakes…
Any married man should forget his mistakes,there’s no use in two people remembering the...
A man is almost about to die
|As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
Polak Is Mugged
A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally...