I’ll just wait till the Garda get here
|An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night,...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
Why bikes are better than women!
1. Bicycles don’t pregnant.2. You can ride your bicycle any time of the month.3....
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines…
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son,...
Your father is drunk
|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...
New Drug
Did you here about the pharmaceutical company?They developed a new drug that, when administered...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.