Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
Winnie The ????
“Winnie The ????” It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd...
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
Gorilla Chase!
There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he’d...