The football-playing turkey
|The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large...
Like GST
Q: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST — Goods and Services Tax nowin...
Taking It With You
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
Good/Bad Girls
Good girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, ” what’s for...
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
Canadian Talk
A long time ago, way back then…we used to spell Canada, Cnd.Why? you ask....
The Astronaut Joke
What did the astronaut see in his skillet pan?An Unidentified Frying Object!
Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
Lawyers arrive in Japan
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....