Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night…
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night.The bride rolled over...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Clinton Q -n A’s!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?A: In order...
My daughter’s a good girl!
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
The long and short of it!
A white guy is being shipped off to Jamaica for a year with the...
Touring guide for North
|Northerners visiting the South Information for Northerners Visiting the Southern StatesIf you are from...
A chinese detective
A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so whenhe left town, he...