Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
Burlesque Show
The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what...
Learn it by listening
|Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to...
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
Darwin Awards- 1999
DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 – LOS ANGELES, CA. Ani Saduki, 33, and his brother...
I marked the spot
|Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day...
More Attention
At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
|A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night,...
Clarification Of Corporate Lingo
Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer’s Lingo:”COMPETITIVE SALARY” We remain competitive by paying less than our...
Man goes to see the Rabbi…
Man goes to see the Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible ishappening and I have to...