Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VI
Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still...
How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.
Both Golf
“Honey, I have a confession to make,” a guy told his bride. “I’m a...
I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
Classified Ad Bloopers
As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the...
OPERATIONAL EXCELLENCE
OPERATIONAL EXCELLENCE?Once upon a time, an American company and a Japanese company decided to...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...