Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...
Quotes of companies
|Here are some of the submissions of actual comments, notices, and statements coming out...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
Money On the Side
What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that...
I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot…
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...