Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
A young naval student
|A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea...
A Woman’s Experience With Children
For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious. For those...
The woman on the bus.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “MAN,...
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
Miss My Ex
I Still Miss My Ex..But My Aim Is Getting Better!