Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...
Nose Picking Glossary
THE KIDDIE PICK…When you’re by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your...
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar...
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
Cold Politics
It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in...
Why We Appreciate Men
Why We Appreciate Men And How Our Bubbles Get Burst When He Ain’t Prince...
Trick-or-treating is better than sex
THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10. Guaranteed to get at least...
Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...