Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
Nuns First Hot Dog
Nuns First Hot Dog Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by...
Four Kids
There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his...
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears?
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Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary…
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite....
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
Have to
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has...