Lover’s Lane
At a paternity trial, the blonde’s lawyer asked, “On the night of July 16th...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
What Am I Doing?
The brash young gynecologist, fresh out of medical school, took one look at his...
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
Three old ladies are walking down the street…
Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew,...
Elephant jokes 12
|What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of...
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!