yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...
Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
Some cows view each day as the last roundup…
Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to...
A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
Classified Ad Bloopers
As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the...
Microsoft and Santa
NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
The birthday study
|It is proven that the celebration of birthdays is healthy. Statistics show that those...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...