The origin of the bagpipes
|The origin of the bagpipes was being discussed and the representatives of different nations...
How old are you?
|A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on...
Bragging Cowboys
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with...
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Don’t try this at home!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
A bunch of better idiots!
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...