I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
Stealing six barrels
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Priest and Nun Golfing
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
How to hunt elephants — Lawyers style
How to hunt elephants — Lawyer’s styleLawyers don’t hunt elephants, but they do follow...
Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Little Johnny — being logical
Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers,...
Farmer Brown
Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all...
Chinese Subtitles
Chinese SubtitlesFrom a list of English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong,...