Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?
Q: Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?A: The four...
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
Night Before Christmas
Night Before Christmas For Readers in their 23rd Year of Schooling ‘Twas the nocturnal...
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar…
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar. Each time someone comes...
A guy was trying to console a friend…
A guy was trying to console a friend who’d just found his wifein bed...
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
Love Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
Golf lessons
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like...