Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback…
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
Clinton strikes out.
Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat.A good...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
The top ten signs that your co-worker is a computer hacker
|10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000.9. He’s...
Last Wish
Lying in the hospital bed, the dying man began to flail about and make...
Two attorneys went into a diner…
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches...
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women…
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant:...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Monica Counters Clinton
AP – Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered President Clinton’s firm denial:”I...