Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
Two blondes were walking down the street…
Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk...
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?At the...
Knock knock… Luke
Knock Knock Whos there? Luke Luke who? Look through the keyhole and you will...
8 boys
A woman had 8 children, all of them boys. So, one day a magazine...
Some thoughts for today…
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed...
First Visit
The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him...
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater…
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...