Blonde on blonde
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand...
Office X-mas Party!
December 1stTO: ALL EMPLOYEESI’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will...
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
Behind the Hedge
This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It...
Father and Son discussion.
Somewhere in America, next week…Dad: Son, come in here, we need to talk. Son:...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Reload.
A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the...
Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...