What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give...
The corporate boat race
|An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive...
A snail with a housing problem!
|What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!
See Model Home
Real estate man: Would you like to see a model home?Man: I sure would,...
Washing the Dog!
Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery...
A small misunderstanding
A lady golfer is stung by a wasp.She goes to look for the greenkeeper...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant