A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
Presidential Promise
The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by puttingmore women on his...
The Layoff
The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was toldby his...
Skiing Accident
A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the...
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock…
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
My Grandparents
After Christmas break, a teacher asked her young pupils to write an essay about...
You know you’re out of college when…
You know you’re out of college when…1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2....
Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...