Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?
Q: Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?A: The four...
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?Data transfer.
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Solve Indian puzzles
|An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant. The first gave...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
One day a little boy over heard his parents…
One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,”You bitch,...
Leaving money for the dead
|A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a...
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...