The Poo List!
The Ghost Poo: The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo on...
One day a little boy over heard his parents…
One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,”You bitch,...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
The Boy Who Wrote To God
One night when a boy prayed to god, the boy asked god:How Long is...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
Broken leg
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the...
A customer walks into a pharmacy…
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Choices, Choices
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at a...