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Call In Sick…
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own mind
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Bald Men
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Crime=Idiots=Don’t Pay!
Investigating a purse snatching, Brunswick, Georgia, detectives picked up a man who fit the...
George Carlin: I’m a BAD American
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How Army policy began
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What do you call a blonde with white eyes?
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A small mistake
The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp