Race dead candidates
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one…
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and...
How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Picking a punishment
This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him...
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
A horrible curse
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea...
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night…
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night.The bride rolled over...
At the shoe store…
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes....