Army fitness report
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Blondes and the painter.
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Answering machine
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My Rules
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Tons of Q & A for Kids!
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Dear Abby
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How do you play Iraqi bingo?
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Pull Lever – End World!
A road crew is making a giant freeway, when they come across a sign...
Chinese Goer
A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for theevening....
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!