What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
Why Divorce Now?
After 40 years of marriage, Jimmy decides to leave Katherine.She starts crying and then...
The dead redneck!
A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and...
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?A Slut sleeps with everyone,...
I’ve never understood why women love cats…
I’ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don’t listen,they don’t come...
The last laugh!
Several years ago, after having Japanese executives from the automotive industry tour a Ford...
True Lawyer Statements
Amazing and true lawyer statements. Lawyers typically aren?t funny ? unless by accident. Case...
Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
Who makes all the bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price
Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...