Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
The dinner guests!
A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course...
Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week…
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars…
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they...
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
Restroom wall graffiti!
You can learn a lot from reading the graffiti in a bathroom, library or...
Catching a criminal
|”Two policemen are considering the problem of catching the bandit. One of them starts...