The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady…
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
Men Are Like Commercials
Why are men like commercials?You can’t believe a word they say.
The way he died
A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does...
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah’s Witness and an atheist?Someone who...
Blonde’s Revenge
What the difference between a brunette and the trash? The trash gets taken out...
Italian Organ Grinder
A bloke who was well known for his anti Italian sentiments, was walking down...
Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...