Chinese Couple
A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy,...
Assassin Interview
fter all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three...
About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
An easy solution
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Never argue with a women
A couple go on holiday to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?
Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?A: It did $100 million worth...