Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Eating the piece of fruit
|Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train....
Grant Bar and Casino
Grant’s Bar and Casino: Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
Solving Bat Problem
Did you hear about the three ministers who were talking about their common problem...
The name of your wife
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
Adopt an NBA player
|THE NBA PLAYER ADOPTION PROGRAM NEEDS YOU! With an NBA player’s strike against the...
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...