Cow Joke
Knock Knock Who’s there? Interupting Cow Interupt…. MOO!!
The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...
Prison vs. full-time job
|Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time...
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor…
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.The doctor asked her what...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
You’re in big trouble
|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window...